When you are bored…

It’s probably not a good idea to come up with ways to get into trouble and/or taunt your Dom even though you are bored. 

Luckily, for me, I am a smart girl, and while I did share my ideas with Sir, I didn’t actually follow through with them. 

For example, I think it was smart to not follow through on the idea to IM Sir with a, “So, what are you up to you dirty little slut?”

Why in the name of God would I even consider that?! Because it would be hilarious. 

I blame FetLife for the idea though. They have a news feed and the other day the news feed informed me that Sir “is into being called a dirty little slut.” I died laughing for several minutes and had to use every ounce of will power to keep my mouth shut (aka keep my fingers from typing something horrible) when I read that. Sir meant he was into “giving” that, meaning he was into calling others a dirty little slut. But that’s not what the feed said. 

But when I thought of it again yesterday, I had the thought to IM Sir with, “So, what are you up to you dirty little slut?” Fortunately I didn’t follow through.  And I was told it was a good choice to not IM Sir with that. No clue what my punishment would’ve been, but I was too afraid of being intentionally ignored for awhile on that one. Besides, I want to be funny, not disrespectful, and that really would’ve been towing the line too much I think.

My other idea in my boredom was to take a picture of me sticking my tongue out and send it to Sir. He has already told me if I do that around him, my tongue will end up somewhere interesting (I know where it will go but I don’t think I should share that here.)

When I told Sir about that idea, he simply reminded me of where my tongue would end up. *sigh* 

I’m surprised he lets me get away with all the :P faces on IM. I really should stop doing that. It would probably be smart to practice restraining my desire to stick my tongue out. You know, before it ends up somewhere I may or may not want it. LOL